This revelation might be a shock, but I must inform you that pigeons have occupied Buenos Aires. That's why I needed some time off. Defending the city kept me busy and opposing pigeons is quite exhausting. I have to admit that all fighting was in vain: after the intruders have successfully conquered the Plaza de Mayo, they continued their invasion at Parque del Centenario in the Caballito neighborhood. This time it might be just a boring monument, but who knows their real agenda. I think they are aiming to take over the world. What for? Who knows?